It’s like playing a Batman game only you’re Alfred
—Slowbeef
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(Source: nukemhigh, via allwasteandvoid)
My mini bong arrived and it’s cute as fuck -angelic choir-
Time to get naked and fall asleep amongst a mass of cushions and pillows yes goodnight
Smashes face in to table
Our new toilet has a thing that shoots water at your butt and a remote control so I’m going to use it to scare Bane when he drinks out of the toilet
I’m not in the fucking mood today if somebody tries to talk to me I’ll probably shout at them
(Source: lori-rocks, via voiceofnature)
Woah okay it’s time to sleep before I die holy shit
FATHER’S DAY MORE LIKE PUNCHES WALL
Why am I awake
